brazil were playing scotland a qualifier match for the world cup 2006 and brazil team was in the changing room and roberto carlos said f**k this this will be to easy, so ronaldo said ’’ i’ll play them my self’’ roberto said ’’you sure??’’ he said ’’yeah and go to the pub and enjoy your self’’ so all the brazil team went to the pub for a few pints. they were wondering how the game were going. a big cheer goes up as the screen reads brazil 1-0 scotland ronaldo ( 10 minutes ) roberto said he beaten scotland all him self! but rivaldo said ’’its not full time’’, they had a few more pints and rivaldo said ’’ its got to be full time!’’ so they checked the teletext it read brazil 1-1 scotland ( ronaldo 12 min for brazil ) ( darren fletcher 89 min for scotland )they can’t beleive it he has single handley draw against scotland!!!! the players went back to congradulate him. they find him in the dressing room in his kit, sat with his head in his hands. he refuses to look at them. ’’ i’ve let you down, i’ve let you down’’ don’t be daft’’ you got a draw against scotland all by your self and they scored at the very end. ’’ no, no i’ve let you down i got sent off the 12 min.’’
if you don’t get it, it mean how crap scotland are!!!
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- Brazil v Scotland
- Skipper
- Three Pints
- The customs of an Irishman
- Brothers
- Two Scotsmen
- I’m Only Tribute Drinking
- I’m Only Tribute
- Lamaze Class
- Having a baby.
- BarDonkey
- Bar & Donkey
- Brazilian fans
- Brazilian Fans
- Drinking Contest
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