You might be a redneck if…

You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “Georgia on My Mind”.

You call your boss “Buddy”, on a regular basis.

You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Someone in your family says “Cum’n heer an’ lookit this afore I flush it.”

Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.

Funny Jokes:

1. You might be a redneck if 15
2. You might be a redneck if 41
3. A barber gave a haircut
4. Free haircuts
5. Lawyer Fees
6. Haircut
7. The Barber
8. Redneck quickies 38
9. redneck 45
10. lebanese
11. Redneck Grandma
12. You know you are a red neck if . . .
13. You might be a redneck if 16
14. Redneck Haircut
15. Redneck quickies 24

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