You might be a redneck if…
You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “Georgia on My Mind”.
You call your boss “Buddy”, on a regular basis.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. (Is that a bad mental image or what?)
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Someone in your family says “Cum’n heer an’ lookit this afore I flush it.”
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
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