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President Bill Clinton visits Pearly Gates

President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter.

“It’s me, Bill Clinton”.

“What bad things did you do on Earth?”

Clinton thought a bit and answered, “Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldn’t hold that against me because I didn’t inhale. I guess I had some affairs, but you couldn’t hold that against me because no one called them affairs! And I lied, but I didn’t commit perjury.”

After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, “OK, here’s the deal. We’ll send you someplace where it is very hot, but we won’t call it ‘Hell.’ You’ll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we won’t call it ‘eternity.’ Don’t ‘abandon all hope’ upon entering but don’t hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over.”

Funny Jokes:

  1. BIG BAD BILL AT THE GATES
  2. Clinton is in Heaven
  3. Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
  4. Bill Gates In Purgatory
  5. ARRIVING AT THE PEARLY GATES
  6. At The Pearly Gates
  7. Candidate Clinton vs. President Clinton
  8. Bill Gates in Hell
  9. Bill Clinton & the Genie
  10. President Clinton & The Pope
  11. President Clinton meets some voters
  12. Yet more Clinton Jokes!
  13. Bill Gates, Super Ego
  14. Clinton strikes out.
  15. Nicknames of Bill Clinton and his master

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