A Blonde decides to go door knocking one day to do any odd jobs.
She knocks on her frst house and a man answers the door.
Blonde: Do u have any odd jobs for me to do
Man: As a matter of fact i do. My porch needs to be painted.
Blonde: Sure ill that for you for o say $50
Man: great

The Man gives the Blonde the keys to the shed for the paint and ladder and goes back inside. His wife(who had herd the convosation)says
Wife: Does she no that the porch goes all around the house.
Man: Well she must have because she was standing on it.

10 miniutes later the Blonde comes back to the door.
Man: Your finished already
Blonde: Yeah i even had enough paint to do a second coat.
Man: Great you obviously deserve this
Hands over a $50 bill

As the blonde walks away she replies
oh bye the way its a ferrie not a porsche

Funny Jokes:

1. Blonde Painting a Porch
2. Blonde Painter
3. Odd jobs
4. Odd jobs
5. Porche?
6. not the corvete
7. Want me to paint for you?
8. Just A Blonde Joke
9. Just A Blonde Joke
10. blond jobs
11. Democrats on the front porch
12. Painting Blonde
13. Two blondes were in a parking lot
14. Blind man!!!?
15. Redneck Porch

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