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Oct/05

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POOR PENIS!!!

There was a tomato, a carrot and a penis…..The tomato says…”I got life bad!!! I get chopped up and put in stew” Then the carrot says “NO!!! I have a bad life… i get skinned chopped up and then put in stew…” Then the penis goes “NO!!! I have life the worst I get stuck in dark caves and I have to jump up and down untill i throw up!!!”

Funny Jokes:

  1. I’ve got it worse
  2. this is funny biatchs
  3. why u dont want to be a penis
  4. Jamacian Penis
  5. A PERFECT PENIS
  6. A PERFECT PENIS
  7. penis + vagina= sexy lady
  8. Penis Research
  9. Colored Penis
  10. it’s a hard life
  11. potato and penis
  12. rubix cube & Penis
  13. pickle cucumber penis
  14. boyz penis
  15. THE BIG PENIS

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