One day a farmer decided to buy a new rooster. He brought it home and put it with the hens and old rooster and told them to not fight. So, after the farmer leaves the young rooster taunts the older rooster. Sick and tired of the bold little rooster talking trash the older rooster says that he will race him for all the hens. Finally, after laughing the young rooster agrees to race him around the chicken coop. The young rooster sayed he would even give the elderly chump a half lap lead. So, they finally start the five lap race. The first lap the old rooster was way ahead. The second lap the young rooster was catching up. The third lap the older roosters lead was very close. The fourth lap the young rooster was only a hens length from the older rooster. Hearing a bunch of noise on the last lap the farmer comes out and shoots the young rooster and shouts, Damn that was the third gay rooster today!
Funny Jokes:
- Old Rooster
- Excerpts from the rural life
- BROOSTER THE ROOSTER
- The Rooster
- Cock O’ The Walk
- Killed Your Rooster!
- Horny Rooster
- Screwing Rooster
- Hungry Rooster
- Rooster Prozac
- Rooster and an owl
- The Farmer and his boys…
- Bishop And The Ass
- The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
- Rooster Crossing
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