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Oct/05

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polar bear?

there was this little polar bear and he went into his igloo and said “mum, am i a grizzly bear or brown bear?” “no your not” she replied “ur 100% polar bear” a little later he comes back in and says” mum am i mountain bear or a black bear” “i’ve told u once, no ur a polar bear, now go and play outside”. 5 minuets later he comes back and says ” mum r u sure that i’m not a koalar bear” “NO!! ur a polar bear, why do u keep askin?” he says “cos i’m fucking freezing” !!

Funny Jokes:

  1. A baby polar bear asks
  2. Am I A Real Polar Bear?
  3. How to catch a Polar Bear
  4. How To Catch A Polar Bear
  5. How do you catch a polar bear
  6. Bear Hunting!
  7. Catching polar bears
  8. Grizzly Bear Warning
  9. The Panda Bear
  10. Chased by a bear
  11. Christian Bear
  12. Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
  13. Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
  14. Bear Chase
  15. How To Out Run A Bear

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