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Oct/05

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pickle slicer

A man came home very early from work one day, and when his wife asked why, he explained that he had been fired.
“Why?”, asked his wife.
“Well, you see,” said the husband, “A few weeks ago, we got a new pickle slicer at work, and ever since then, I’ve had this urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer. Today, I couldn’t resist any longer, and the foreman caught me and fired me.”
“That’s terrible,” said his wife, “But what happened to the pickle slicer?”

“She got fired too.”

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