A man was going on a date with his girlfriend and had never touched or seen his girlfriend naked before. They were going to repair the car because the brakes did not work. The lady would ask to buy her stuff.The man will always answer ’No’. The lady said for everything you buy me now i will let you take of a piece of my clothing and if you buy more things than i’m wearing i’ll let
you have that many snogs and if you buy some breast or vagina cream i’ll let u put it on. The man agreed. The man bought her lots of stuff. He started stripping of her clothes first took off her top then oof went the pant and then came her panties just when the car hit a tree which collapsed on top of them. The man was stuck but the lady was free, she was half naked and had to rap the small towel around her but could not cover her vagina so the man gave him her his shoe to cover her vagina and go get help. She took all clothes and other things.
She saw a ferrari coming and the driver stopped as soon as he saw the half naked lady. She started blabbing my boyfriends stuck can someone help me. The man came out of the ferrari and looked at the shoe covereing her vagina and said ’I’m afraid he’s a goner!’ ’But there might be a slight chance’
Come over to that little have and we’ll do the plan. The lady agreed and quickly went into the cave got changed and called the man in. Wots the plan she asked and he replied penis +vagina will take out ur boyfriend. The lady was too frustrarted to argue and done as she was told not knowing why. The lady said u have to tie a cloth around ur eyes so u don’t see me naked so the man agreed and tied a cloth aroung his eyes. They both took of their clothes and started to have sex on the ground they shut the entrance witha rock so no one would see. The man stuck his penis inside the lady’s vagina and started moving. The lady was puffing. The man then asked have u had it before the lady said no and the man yet again said ur really good at it. He then asked have u ever wanted to become a actress and the lady replied yes and the man said i help the actresses keep fit.The lady said can u see if i’m actress material. After an hour and half the man said i don’t think ur boyfriend is stuck in ur vagina and the lady said no he’s stuck in the car. The man said oh we can’t do anything about wot we just commited and started cupping his hands around her boobies and said it can use a bit of shappening then kissed her vagina and said this too the he rubbed her but this too and finally kiseed her lip to lip tongue niside each others mouth and this too. He said lets get started and grabbed the ladies hand before she could put on her clothes without your clothes. The man took the piece of cloth from his eyes and said i need to see ur body to know if u can become an actress. The lady was blushing and tried to hide her body. First the man stuck his penis again in the ladies vagina and then he pushed his chest against her breast next placed her tongue inside his mouth and pushed her lips towards his with her struggling free. Then finally put her hands on his hips but he put his hands on her ass. They slept like this on the floor rolling about for 3 hrs and got up to see that the make up the ladywore was all over her and the man and her hair was all messy. U NOW LOOK SEXY but if you want to stay like this u have to come to my mansion at 6:00am wearing clothes that reveal ur body and go to room that says SEXY BEASTS ONLY then wait for me on the bed and then i will come and strip u and do everything we’re doing now and at the end when u go at 12:00pm you have to give me a sexy kiss, the man saw the look on the ladies face disgusted and said only if u want to become a no1 actress. The lady agreed. Had him put on the cream for her squeezing her boobies and vagina and kissing hervagina whenever he could.
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