You might be a true stoner if…..
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1=If the highest grade you ever had was at a C+ and you were proud of it.
2=If you think it took 20 min. to get to the bus stop.
3=If you call your dealer for a 40 and remember you only have $20.
4=If a bum lost a dime and you say youll help find it if he smokes it with you.
5=If you only go to a grocry store for munchies.
6=If someone asks if you like KoRn and you say “Only when I have the munchies”.
7=If someone asks if you have a dime and you say “Im all out of the green”.
8=A FAKE STONER SAYS DOPE INSTEAD OF WEED BECAUSE THAT IS METH. SO IF YOU SAY METH INSTEAD OF WEED THAN READ THE TITLE
9=If you sell your pipe for weed money.
10=If you ever tried to sell money for more.
11=If you have a special lighter just for weed.
12=If you also have a back-up lighter just for weed.
13=If you sell your bong for weed money.
14=If you need the trippiest screensaver on your screen.
15=If your house burns down and the first thing you grab is all your weed.
16=If you like the idea of smoke,eat,sleep,smoke,eat,sleep……….
17=count these <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
18=If you think E-mail satand for Eat Munchies And Ill Light up
19=If you have a tripple hosed bong just for you.
20=you are only a true stoner if you answerd #17 because a stoner would have wasted there time to count them.
STONER JOKES:
1 If your girlfriend tells you to “come over theres nobody home” and you say “that why should i go over there then”
2 If your girlfriend says over the phone “I Love You” and you say “I Love You too But Only When Im Stonned”.
3 A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, A stonner named Jake in the back stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Jake?”
“No, stupid ass, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
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13 Oct, 2005