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Oct/05

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one day little dirty ernie gets twenty dollars from his dad for doing some housework and dad says what for and little dirty ernie says for a prostitute
on the way into town he meets grandma who upon finding out what the twenty is for tells him to give her the twenty dollars and they can have sex
bam boom done. he goes home and his dad say’s that was quick and little dirty ernie say’s oh’ I just gave the twenty bucks to grandma and we had sex. He say’s what you fucked my mom? and little dirty ernie say’s well hell you fuck my mom why can’t I fuck yours.

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