a guy is coming home from vegas after eating at a buffet. as hes driving home, he realizes how bad of a shit he needs to take. he doesnt see a bathroom for miles. he then comes up to an abandoned gas station. he then realizes he could take a shit there. he goes to the bathroom and sits down. he unleashes the biggest shit ever. all slimy and brown and thick. as he takes his last fart, he realizes there is no toiletpaper. he sees a sign where the toilet paper is supposed to be. it reads “go to where the miror is, wipe your ass with your two fingers, and stick your fingers in the hole and the shit will be licked off your fingers. the man compisats on this thought and thinks it would be to gross. so he then sits on the toilet dibating it. he then decides to do it. he goes to the miror, wipes his ass, and sticks his fingers in the hole. on the other side of the wall there is a guy with two bricks. the guy with the two bricks slams the other guys fingers. as he did so, the other guy in pain sticks his fingers in his mouth thinking kissing and sucking his fingers would help ease the pain. he thought wrong.
Funny Jokes:
- Seductive Fingers
- The Blonde in the Bar
- The Blonde in the Bar
- dirty mouth
- i’m taking salzts!!!
- The dodo list =D
- fingers
- Pharmacy Fence
- hookers
- mop bucket
- Musharaf in Tunnel
- toilets need a change!!
- 3 women went camping
- 3 women went camping
- VERY GOOD JOKE
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