This guy buys some really good stuff. he comes home, rolls a good-sized joint, and starts to decide where to hide the rest of the pot in his room.
“Ok I’ll hide it under the table,” he says to himself. So he hides it under the table. then he thinks for a minute. “Wait if the cops come they’ll ask me:”
“Do you have any marijuana?”
“No.”
“Do you have it under the table?”
And I’ll be all fucked up. Well I’ll hide it under the bed.” …then he thinks for a minute… “No, wait! If the cops come they’ll ask me:”
“Do you have any marijuana?”
“No.”
“Do you have it under the table?”
“No.”
“Do you have it under the bed?”
“………….”
“And I’d be all fucked up. Well, then I’ll hide it on the bookshelf…But wait! If the cops come they’ll ask me:”
“Do you have any marijuana?”
“No.”
“Do you have it under the table?”
“No.”
“Do you have it under the bed?”
“No.”
“Do you have it…”
“OH FUCK!!! WHERE DID I HIDE THAT SHIT??……..”
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- shit!
- Vaseline And A Motorbike
- fuck and shit
- Can You Suffer?
- its dark in here!!!!
- The Little Opposum
- Saving the Oppossum!
- All Good Jokes Fu*k Yeah
- Kinky
- DENTAL PISCATORIAL SEMINAR 1996
- ‘AAAAH! STUPID BASTARD DONALD
- Blondethe Run
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