A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a
beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door
saying “NERDS NOT ALLOWED–ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!” He goes in and
sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy,
asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a
truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The
bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer.
As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his
glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a
belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word,
pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him
why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are
over-populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You
don’t even need a license, he said.
So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck,
and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident,
and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out
all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming,
grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and
programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can’t let
them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he
pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them
instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of
the car screaming at him to stop.
The truck driver said, “What’s wrong? I thought nerds were in season.”
“Well, sure.” said the patrolman, “But you can’t bait ‘em.”
Funny Jokes:
- Nerd Season
- Nerdz
- ”Nerds Not Allowed
- Nerdz
- ”Nerds Not Allowed
- Chimps
- Chimps
- Eating Pizza
- The Hamster Show
- TheShow
- The Hamster Show
- Stuck under a bridge
- Pay The Price
- Allergic To Beer
- I\\\’m a Fun-gi!
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