A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!”
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, “Quit looking out the window! Aren’t you paying attention to me?”
“Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma’am. It’s just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came.
I was hoping they’d show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!”
Funny Jokes:
- Another miracle?
- Letter from Daughter to Parents
- A mother and the daughter are standing in front of the Venus…
- abnormal daughter
- daughter
- Mother To Daughter
- Bill and Hillary…
- The billionaires daughter
- My daughter is your reward
- My daughter is your reward
- dictate
- dictate
- GodMe Pee
- God Helps Me Pee
- Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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