Musharraf in Tunnel:

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed. vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: “These indians are all crazy after Madhuri. vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him”

Madhuri is thinking: “vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.”

Vajpayee is thinking: “Damn! it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me.”

Musharaf is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.”

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