A husband and wife were out gulfing . The woman said “Don’t hit it too hard.” But the man did anyways and it and it went so far that it broke a window in a house. The husband and wife were like “Oh no.”

So they trooped up to the house and saw that it was abandoned. They went inside. Inside, instead of finding the gulf ball, they found a man. He looked very sad.

The husband said, “Why do you look so sad?”

The Man said, “Well, I’m a Genie, and I haven’t had sex in centuries.”
Then he smiled and said, “Hey, I know. I’ll grant you three wishes if you’ll alow me to sleep with your wife. The married couple’s eyes lit up.

“Alright,” said the man. “My first wish is to be the richest man in the world.
“It is so.” The Genie replied.
“I wish to be the handsomest man in the world.”
“It is so.”
“And I wish to rule the world.”
“It is so,” finished the Genie. “Go out, and see that you are all of which you asked. The man left, leaving his wife to hold up his part of the bargain.

So the Genie slept with the wife. Afterwards, the woman said “Oh, I’m so happy me and my husband will have everything we want now. Then the Genie turned to her and replied, “You stupid fuck. You still believe in Genie’s?

Funny Jokes:

1. Golf Genie
2. Golf Genie
3. The Genie Scam
4. Golfers and the Genie
5. Bill Clinton & the Genie
6. Genie kills my ex.
7. Golfing Genius
8. 10 times better
9. Genie
10. Genie Outwitted
11. Clinton’s wish for world peace
12. Clinton’s wish for world peace
13. On Marriage
14. behind the bush
15. Toker Genie

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