A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a drink. The monkey jumps off the man’s shoulder and eats all the nuts and pretzels from the bowls. The monkey then jumps onto the pool table and eats the billiard ball. The bartender says, “Hey you’re monkey just ate my billiard ball!” The monkey’s owner says, “Yeah, the little twerp eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for a new billiard ball.” A few days later the man comes back with the monkey. The monkey grabs a cherry, sticks it into it’s butt then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender looks disgusted and tells the monkey’s owner. The owner says “Yeah, the little twerp still eats everything in sight but after eating that billiard ball he always measures.”

Funny Jokes:

1. Bar… monkey
2. The Monkey
3. Bar monkey
4. Musician and the Monkey
5. measure it first
6. measure it first
7. The Panda Bear
8. Hit the Monkey
9. Your monkey just pissed In my beer
10. Monkey and Lizard
11. The Talking Monkey
12. A golfer set up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.
13. There is a monkey in the bar
14. There is a monkey in the bar
15. monkey and girl

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