World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical problem. Military leaders are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a difficult tactical problem into it. They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the pivotal question: ATTACK OR RETREAT?
The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer: YES.

The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally one of them submits a second request to the computer: YES WHAT?

Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR.

Funny Jokes:

1. Military Computer
2. Military Computer
3. To Computer: Is there a God?
4. 3 nuns
5. COMPUTER RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’T KEEP THIS YEAR
6. Programmer And An Engineer
7. Computer Quotes
8. The day of the final
9. Computer Terminology
10. An engineer and a programmer
11. Computer Terms
12. Her Computer
13. SMART blonde joke
14. La Computer Le Computer
15. A Confused Computer

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