Mickey Mouse goes to a private detective with some concerns about his girlfriend Mini. After Mickey tells the PI what he’s worried about, the PI goes out and follows Mini. At 6a.m. Mini eats breakfast and then goes for a jog.
She comes home showers and then cleans her house till 11am. She then gets dressed and goes out to lunch with a couple of friends while the PI waits in the bushes. Mini and her friends proceed to go swimming, play , tennis, and get facials. By this time its about 5pm. Mini takes another shower and gets all dressed up to go out. She goes to dinner and then out dancing. Shes comes home at about 11pm and changes and goes to sleep.
The next morning the PI calls mickey and tells him “Mr. Mouse I’m not sure what you were worried about I followed Mini all day yesterday and I didn’t see her do anything crazy.” Mickey replies “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY”
Funny Jokes:
- Da fu*ker
- mickey mouse and mike
- mini van moma
- The Story of Micro and Mini
- Sick wife
- Getting with nuns
- 3 Bad Mice
- TOUGH MICE
- TOUGH MICE
- Scabby!
- pen pal translation
- The costume party
- Cool down!
- A walk to remember
- Disney cruise delays
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