A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck, and he asks for a pint. The bartender says ok.Then the man asks whose in the lounge. And the bartender says 15 people playing darts. So the man says get them a pint too.Then he asks whose upstairs and the bartender says 150 people having a disco. And the man says get them a drink too. The bartender says to the man that will be $328 please. And the man says sorry but I haven?t got that much money on me, and the bartender says, If you were down in the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.And the man says, Vie all ready been there.

Funny Jokes:

1. Man in pub
2. Pay The Price
3. Make Horse Laugh & Cry
4. The Pirate
5. You can’t bring that dog in this bar
6. On Remand
7. horse…..
8. horse…..
9. The wife is not speaking
10. Free drinks for everyone
11. Free drinks for everyone
12. The wife is not speaking to me
13. A man goes into a bar
14. FIVE WHISKEY SHOTS
15. There are no dogs allowed here

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