luke won a live duck in a bar room drawing, while walking home, he noticed a movie was showing at a theater that hed wanted to see. He walked up to get a ticket and the ticket girl told him he could not bring the duck inside. Down an alley goes luke, who sticks the duck down the front of his pants,goes back and gets his ticket. He sits down in the dark next to a young couple. Half way through the movie, the girlfriend nudges her boyfriend and says “theres a man next to me, and his pants is unzipped and his penis is sticking out. The boyfriend says “well, youve seen one before.” “Yes, she replies, but this ones eating popcorn!”
Funny Jokes:
- Th Duck
- The Duck
- Bill The Duck
- The Duck Hunt
- I’ll Drink To That
- Duck in Feed Store
- duck and skunk
- Duck shopper
- A Duck walks into a bar…
- Duck walks into bar
- Duck Birth Control
- The duck in the bar
- dats a smart ass duck
- Tap Dancing Duck
- I have a magical dancing duck
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