Q: What do Michael Jackson and Dr. Spock have in common?
A: They both know how to rear a child
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys
Q: What’s the worst stain to try and remove from little boy’s underpants?
A: Michael Jackson’s makeup
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He likes to come in a little behind
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party
Q: What’s the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one’s an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,
and the other is used to hold groceries
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
A: It’s called “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”
Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his Dick?
A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea!
Funny Jokes:
- Slumber Party
- pube
- a few one liners
- Plastic
- A plastic bag
- jackson in the box
- The Adventures of Bill and Jacko
- Michael Jackson
- michael and elvis
- Neil and Michael
- Video Games
- i know this won’t make you laugh but….
- playstation vs michael jackson
- Kids love’ em
- Classic Jackos
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