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Mar/09

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Lipstick Prevention

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into the toilet and then cleaned the mirror.

Since then there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

Funny Jokes:

  1. How To Clean A Cat
  2. Bicycle
  3. By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
  4. RED LIPSTICK
  5. RED LIPSTICK
  6. VERY GOOD JOKE
  7. A sergeant-major in the Paras
  8. Lipstick Or…?
  9. mop bucket
  10. bathroom mirror
  11. so fat and ugly
  12. so fat and ugly
  13. The Miracle of tp
  14. Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
  15. Good/Bad Girls

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