Q: How many university students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 31. Ten to vote on whether the light bulb needs changing, whether they should join the Lightbulbs Union first and then what to call the new lightbulb – (the Nelson Mandela lightbulb ?), one to put it in… and twenty to have a pissup after to celebrate a good days work…
Q: How many boarding school students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they have their parents do it for them.
Q: How many off-campus landlords does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The students will just wreck it, anyhow, so why bother?
Q: How many Chinese students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twelve: one to screw in the lightbulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets.
Q: How many engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. That’s a second year subject.
Q: How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.
Q: How many research technicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but it’ll probably take him/her three or four tries to get it right.
Funny Jokes:
- Lightbulb joke collection 54
- Lightbulb joke collection 07
- Lightbulb joke collection 48
- Lightbulb joke collection 37
- Lightbulb joke collection 40
- Lightbulb joke collection 84
- Lightbulb joke collection 63
- Lightbulb joke collection 42
- Lightbulb joke collection 80
- Lightbulb joke collection 97
- Lightbulb joke collection 31
- Lightbulb joke collection 71
- Lightbulb joke collection 17
- Lightbulb joke collection 88
- Lightbulb joke collection 66
No tags
