A man dies and goes to heaven. once he gets there, he sees peter standing there with millions of clocks behind him. The man says, what are all those clocks for? peter says, those are lie clocks. Every time you tell a lie it turns once. look. here’s your’s it’s turned 7 times. here’s abe linkin’s clock. it’s never turned. The man says, well where’s doltin maginty’s clock? peter replies, oh! it’s in jesus’s office. he’s using it as a ceiling fan.
Funny Jokes:
- Clocks In Heaven
- Clocks
- Hillary goes to heaven
- OJ’s Clock
- Heaven Clock
- Crucified
- What is Easter?
- What is Easter?
- Biological Clocks
- Jesus wept
- Clinton’s Clock
- The Broken Clock
- Qualifying for Heaven
- At The Pearly Gates
- the meaning of Easter
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