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Oct/05

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lets get high

sex drugs rock ’n’ roll weed speed birth control lifes a bitch but so am i so fuck the world lets get high

sex drugs rock ’n’ rave lets get smashed and misbehave on speed and weed and lil e’s lets get fucked and talk to trees lifes a bitch yet so am i screw you guys im getting high

Funny Jokes:

  1. stoner modo
  2. The stoner Poem
  3. blow
  4. i cant think of one..
  5. I dont fuckin know
  6. i dnt no
  7. sophmore partii motto
  8. BECAUSE I GOT HIGH
  9. All Kick A$$ this time
  10. (you have to read it lyke a rhyme)..
  11. menstrual cycle
  12. weed is good..
  13. wanna get high?
  14. poem OF THC
  15. THERE WAS A GUY AND HE HAD ONE WISH TO HAVE A ROOM FULL OF BUD ALL DIFFERENT KINDS. WELL ONE DAY A GENIE CAME ALONG AND SAID YOU HAVE ONE WISH AND HE SAID ONLY 1 I THOUGHT A GENIE GIVES YOU 3 WISHES THE GENIE SAID WELL I AM IN A FUCKING HURRY SO YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH SO MAKE IT GOOD THE GUY SAID I WISH I HAD A ROOM FULL OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUD. THE GENIE SAID WISH GRANTED!!! THE GUY GOT WHAT HE WISHED FOR. BUT THEN HE SAID TO THE GENIE YOU GOT A LIGHTER OR A PACK OF MATCGES I ONLY HAVE ONE MATCH LEFT IN MY PACK!!1 THE GENIE SAID NO. HE SAID WELL I WILL RETURN IN JUST ONE MINITE THE GENIE SAID YOU CANNOT LEAVE INTIL ALL THIS WEED IS SMOKED UP AND HE SAID HOW I ONLY HAVE ONE LIGHT AND WHAT IF IT GOES OUT ? THE GENIE SAID I GUESS YOU CAN EAT HES LIKE FUCK MAN WHERES A LIGHTER WHEN I NEED ONE HAHAHAHAHA

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