Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

Q: In front of you stand four men: Adolf Hitler, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein and a lawyer. You are holding a gun which contains only three bullets. Who do you shoot?
A: Use all three bullets on the lawyer.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
a: His lips are moving.

Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road?
A: The vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a skunk?
A: Nobody wants to hit a skunk.

Q: Why won’t vultures eat dead lawyers?
A: There are some things that would gag even a vulture.

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