A woman is on one of those funeral cruises where the ashes of loved ones may be dumped into the sea.

She had been married to a real cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage finally died.

The lady had her husband cremated, at his wishes, because he felt a plot would cost too much.

After the memorial services, she went to the railing and poured his ashes out into her hands and started talking to him.

“Henry,” she said, “you know that mink cape I wanted all my life? Well your company sold for so much that now I have bought myself a beautiful full length mink coat.”

“And Henry,” she said, “you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take? Well, I took a world cruise for 90 days and it was wonderful!”

“And Henry,” she continued, “you know that big blue Cadillac I had been hoping for the last 5 years? Well I bought a Rolls Royce instead and it drives like a dream.”

“Oh, and Henry,” she said, “you know that blow job you always wanted?” and she blew the ashes out of her hands into the sea . . .

Funny Jokes:

1. 35th
2. Horny Rooster
3. blow up doll
4. Hunting Trip.
5. blow
6. An Unbelievable Blow Job
7. Desert Desperation
8. Business one-liners 83
9. Presents for the Wife
10. New car
11. Im a Poet and I didnt even know it
12. Blondes Love Puzzles
13. Blondes Love Puzzles
14. 27 Days!!!!!!!!
15. 51 Days

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