Whats a perfect 10 for michael
2 five year olds

I just bought a new car stereo… When you shout out “Soul”, it plays soul music. When you shout out “Rock”, it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted “fucking kids!”, and it played Michael Jackson

How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.

How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

Funny Jokes:

1. stereo
2. car radio
3. Michael Jackson best jokes ever
4. michael and elvis
5. Lightbulb joke collection 31
6. Lightbulb joke collection 58
7. The Radio
8. bulb
9. Lightbulb joke collection 45
10. Lightbulb joke collection 56
11. Plane screw
12. Lightbulb joke collection 85
13. Neil and Michael
14. Lightbulb joke collection 63
15. Little Boy Blew

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