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Killed Your Rooster!

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.

Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.

The man, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him”.

“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back.”

Funny Jokes:

  1. The Rooster
  2. Old Rooster
  3. Pompous Rooster
  4. BROOSTER THE ROOSTER
  5. Horny Rooster
  6. Screwing Rooster
  7. The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
  8. Hungry Rooster
  9. Mother-in-law killed
  10. The Farmer and his boys…
  11. Salesman/Farmhouse6.0
  12. Visiting a rural farm
  13. The Three-Legged Pig
  14. Cock O’ The Walk
  15. Rooster Crossing

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