A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car followed by a large cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, and rang the door bell. A farmer appeared.
The man, somewhat nervously said, “I think I killed your rooster, please allow me to replace him”.
“Suit yourself,” the farmer replied, “the hens are round the back.”
Funny Jokes:
- The Rooster
- Old Rooster
- Pompous Rooster
- BROOSTER THE ROOSTER
- Horny Rooster
- Screwing Rooster
- Excerpts from the rural life
- The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
- Hungry Rooster
- Mother-in-law killed
- The Farmer and his boys…
- Salesman/Farmhouse6.0
- Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur
- Divorce
- Visiting a rural farm
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