What is the center of gravity?
The letter V!

What letter is found in a cup?
T!

How do you know if your teacher likes you?
She keeps putting X’s on your paper!

When was The Great Depression?
Last week, when I got my report card! (

Why did the class clown give a dog biscuit to Katie?
Because he heard she was the teacher’s pet!

Science Teacher: Who can tell me what an atom is?
Student: The guy who went out with Eve!

Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they’re all in High School!

What room can a student never enter?
A Mushroom!

What has 3 feet and no legs?
A yardstick!

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