The teacher says to the class “who can use the work fascinate in a sentence?” Little Suzie raises her hand and says “My mom and dad went to the zoo and saw all of the animals, they were fascinated.” The teacher says “Good job, but I want to hear the word fascinate.” Little Mary raises her hand “My parents looked at the sky last night and said the stars were fascinating” The teacher says “Good job, but I still want to hear fascinate” FINALLY, Little Johnny raises his hand, the teacher calls on him, and Johnny says “My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight”

Funny Jokes:

1. Johnnys sister
2. Fascinated
3. Fascinating Little Johnny!
4. First Body Part to Heaven
5. A bathroom joke
6. definitly
7. Johnny deeper deeper
8. Imagination
9. What should they get?
10. FindingLord
11. The moral of Story
12. Sister Margaret died…
13. little Jhonny goes camping
14. little Jhonny goes camping
15. apple tree

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