A drunk is sitting on the street curb in front of a bar. A stranger comes buy and asks if he’s O.K.
The drunk replies by asking, “Do you know who I am?”
The stranger says “No. Who are you?”
The drunk proudly says “I’m Jesus Christ… and I can prove it! Come with me!”
They enter the bar and the bartender looks up and yells “Jesus Christ! Are you here again?”
Funny Jokes:
- Yaw Want to Find Jesus?
- FindingLord
- Talking Clock
- jesus juice
- Sister Anne’s Hot Tip
- Jesus wept
- Jesus and the Robber
- Jesus And The Redneck
- Jesus vs. Satan
- Drunk Test
- Jesus vs Satan
- Drunken Confession
- THE GOOD SAMARITAN
- I’m just trying to be helpful
- Arriving home very drunk
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