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Apr/07

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I’ve got it worse

A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.

The tomato says “I’ve got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich”.

The piece of gum says “No, mine’s worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on”.

The penis says “No, by far I’ve gor the worst life… I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I’m shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups ’till I throw up!”

Funny Jokes:

  1. POOR PENIS!!!
  2. hahaha…wicked funny
  3. it’s a hard life
  4. pickle cucumber penis
  5. why u dont want to be a penis
  6. Mans day gets worse.
  7. this is funny biatchs
  8. How to have sex with a model!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Drinking partners
  10. Drinking partners
  11. plastic surgery
  12. 3 Europeans
  13. Musharaf in Tunnel
  14. Internet can get worse
  15. mayonaise

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