On their honeymoon, the BLONDE bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was, apparently, not going to make love to her, he replied, “It’s Lent.”
In tears, she remarked, “Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of! Who did you lend it to … and for how long?”
Funny Jokes:
- Giving up for Lent
- The First One
- Young Blonde Bride
- Fishing License
- Turkey Loaf
- Getting On The Bus
- Row vs Wade
- lots some more blonde q & a’s
- Football game
- Emergency Kit
- Helping a blond lose weight
- I’m going ice fishing!
- Three Doors
- Stuck In The Hotel
- Only three doors
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