ok this is more of a story but about 2 weeks ago my frind kim came over it was her first time getting stoned i had 2 8ths and dank and a 15 of dro and i had my bong we smoke all of it in the bong and 1 bowl of the dank in the glass bowl. So we smoked the glass bowl first and im already ripped out of my mind and the bowl was cashed after i hit it so i gave it back to her and said it was gonna be the last hit out of it so i told her to suck as hard as she could to get the best hit. Suprizingly she did it and i was wating all the sudden bam she sucked all the fucken rezen right thru the pipe i started cracking my ass up i was laughing for like 6 minutes straight the funnyiest shit ever so if ur getting a person stoned for their first time when the bowl is cashed tell them to suck as hard as they can its the funnest shit i know its mean but its funny as fuck

Funny Jokes:

1. its a fuckin poem.. yea sucka dick
2. story of nug and shawg
3. Its been awile…..since i could do this
4. why can’t i?
5. Blink 182(Drug Remix)
6. Blink 182(Drug Remix)
7. *You Are A Stoner If…*
8. ((stoner))
9. THERE WAS A GUY AND HE HAD ONE WISH TO HAVE A ROOM FULL OF BUD ALL DIFFERENT KINDS. WELL ONE DAY A GENIE CAME ALONG AND SAID YOU HAVE ONE WISH AND HE SAID ONLY 1 I THOUGHT A GENIE GIVES YOU 3 WISHES THE GENIE SAID WELL I AM IN A FUCKING HURRY SO YOU ONLY GET ONE WISH SO MAKE IT GOOD THE GUY SAID I WISH I HAD A ROOM FULL OF ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF BUD. THE GENIE SAID WISH GRANTED!!! THE GUY GOT WHAT HE WISHED FOR. BUT THEN HE SAID TO THE GENIE YOU GOT A LIGHTER OR A PACK OF MATCGES I ONLY HAVE ONE MATCH LEFT IN MY PACK!!1 THE GENIE SAID NO. HE SAID WELL I WILL RETURN IN JUST ONE MINITE THE GENIE SAID YOU CANNOT LEAVE INTIL ALL THIS WEED IS SMOKED UP AND HE SAID HOW I ONLY HAVE ONE LIGHT AND WHAT IF IT GOES OUT ? THE GENIE SAID I GUESS YOU CAN EAT HES LIKE FUCK MAN WHERES A LIGHTER WHEN I NEED ONE HAHAHAHAHA
10. my stoned cousin
11. you just know
12. Stoned monkey
13. you know your stoned when
14. Falling Blonde
15. Armenian fucks italians

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