A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, “You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar.”

So the cucumber says, “Yeah, you think that’s bad … whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad.”

So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, “You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!”

Funny Jokes:

1. hahaha…wicked funny
2. pickle cucumber penis
3. I’ve got it worse
4. your place in life
5. pickle slicer
6. If you think your life is bad
7. why u dont want to be a penis
8. Candybar Life
9. Phrases For Everyday Life
10. There was life before the computer
11. There was life before the computer
12. POOR PENIS!!!
13. There was life before the computer
14. Life Before the Computer
15. PICKLED CORN

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