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Insulting Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, ”Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” The lady was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said “Hey, lady! You’re really ugly!” She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the store to test the parrot. “Hey, lady!” it said.

“Yes?”

“You know.”

Funny Jokes:

  1. Insulting Parrot
  2. Bird Brain
  3. Bird Brain
  4. A lady is walking down the street to
  5. A very insulting parrot
  6. A very insulting parrot
  7. Parrot Talk
  8. Singing parrot
  9. The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
  10. Horny Parrot
  11. Loose Parrot
  12. The Christmas Parrot
  13. The Christmas Parrot
  14. Obnoxious Parrot on an Airplane
  15. Don’t talk to the parrot

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