…….Snoogans

Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, “You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn’t like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her.”

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, “Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn’t like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her.”

The biker then took a big swig from his Black Velvet, and said, “Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn’t like the t-shirt, then she could go fuck herself.”

Funny Jokes:

1. Presents for the Wife
2. THE BIKER
3. Never hear women say
4. Flip-Flops
5. Flip-Flops
6. another Kobe joke
7. 10 More Things…….
8. Painful x 2
9. Lawyer hit by a car
10. A NEW MERCEDES
11. Anniversary
12. Marriage quotes 08
13. Planning Ahead
14. Tossed Off A Ship
15. Hair lip goes in to the Bar

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