one morning a guy walks up to his wife washing dishes and squeezes her ass. he says “if you could get this to firm up we wouldnt need your girdle anymore.” she was angry, but didnt say anything. the next morning, he walks up to his wife and squeezes her breasts and says “if you firmed these up we wouldnt need your bra.” she got angier but didnt say anything. the next morning he walks up to her, and she turns around and squeezes his penis. “if you got THIS to firm up, we wouldnt need the mailman, milkman, gardener, tutor AND your brother.”

Funny Jokes:

1. Firm this up
2. Voodoo Trouble
3. daughters gone wrong
4. no arms
5. 3 days
6. HISTORY REWRITTEN IF GIAMBI DIDNT CHEAT
7. 2 boys
8. Bad 3 Days
9. Damn Leprichauns!
10. doctor and the bee
11. If Only
12. here we go again
13. Sheep Love
14. Sheep Love
15. Pharmacy Fence

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