There was newly married couple just come back from there honeymoon.
Morning comes and the husband has a wash shave clean etc and runs down the stairs and finds his newly wedded wife crying in the kitchen!
husband: “whats the matter with you darling?”
wife: “i wanted to cook you a surprise breakfast but i can’t cook!”
husband: “aww Dont worry we can still have breakfast in bed”
so he takes her into bed , and they both do there business. Luch time comes and its the same situation again, so the husband has his lunch in bed again with his new wife (hint hint). and then later that evening when the husband returns back home he finds his wife all naked…. running up the stairs and sliding down the banister (with both leggs apart) he watches her do this 3 or 4 times and say’s
husband: “darling what the hell are you doing?”
wife: “im keeping your tea warm”
Funny Jokes:
- the unnaware blonde
- X-Ray Glasses
- Married 4 times and stilla virgin!!?
- Dress Of Love
- Business goin’ down
- MARRIED TO A LAWYER
- Thats how u wave a towel!!
- hungry
- The amazing flying dog
- The amazing flying dog
- the bell system
- Old Man Crying
- A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife.
- Pregnant Maid
- A Tough Golf Game
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