Frank could no longer obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. Frank asks what the surgery is and the doctor explains that the surgeon would take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant’s trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. Frank says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he agrees. The surgeon goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later the doctor gives frank the go ahead to “try out your new equipment”. That evening, he takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Frank starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His stunned wife sat in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. Looking at Frank, she says, “That was pretty cool darling, can you do that again?” With his eyes watering and an agonised look on his face, Frank replied, “Probably, but I don’t know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass.”
Funny Jokes:
- Elephant Story
- Elephant Story
- Hung Like An Elephant
- Doctor
- Growth Spurt
- TOO LATE
- TOO LATE
- A man and surgeon
- Colored Penis
- doctor and the bee
- What’s up Doc?
- 2 Docs on a Date.
- 2 boys
- Voodoo Trouble
- plastic surgery
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