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Oct/05

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how do u want your pizza?

A guy went to a pizza parlor and ordered a pizza. The cook said,” Do u want everything on it? So the man said,”Yes!” So the cook goes back into the kitchen. About thirty minutes pass, and the cook is not back with the pizza, so the customer goes back into the kitchen.He opens the door and to his surprise he sees the cook jacking off all over the pizza. The customer yells,” What the hell is the meaning of this??” The cook says,”Well, you said you wanted everything on your pizza!!”

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