A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my ‘thingy’ and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

Funny Jokes:

1. Horse And Chicken
2. chicken and horse
3. Horse Sense
4. A big old horse named Benny
5. Horse pulls the car
6. Giving away a horse
7. Want some chicken?
8. The Cowboy and his Horse
9. angry farmer
10. So You Choose To Force You’re Hand
11. Very hostile farmer
12. Prize Goat
13. The Farmer’s Prize Goat
14. First experience horse riding
15. First experience horse riding

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