Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.

1-AMBITIOUS – Always ready for a fart.
2-LAZY – Just fizzles
3-AMIABLE – Likes to smell others farts
4-SELFISH – Only enjoys smelling own farts
5-CARELESS – Farts in church
6-SMART ALEC – Farts when ladies are present.
7-CLEVER – Farts and coughs at same time
8-SCIENTIFIC – Bottles own farts
9-STINGY – Belches instead of farting to save asshole
10-FOOLISH – Farts and laughs.
11-SHY – Blushes even when farts silently.
12-CONCEITED – Thinks they can fart loudest.
13-UNLUCKY – Tries to fart and shits pants.
14- TIMID – Jumps when farting.
15-BEWILDERED – can’t tell own farts from others.
16-SLOVENLY – Farts and fizzles, rots pants.
17-NERVOUS – Stops in middle of fart.
18-MISERABLE – Can’t fart
19-CONFUSED – Face looks so much like ass,
Farts don’t know where to go.
20-GROUCH – Grumbles when ladies fart.
21-SNEAKY – Farts and blames it on the dog.
22-DISAPPOINTED – Their farts don’t stink.
23-FRESH GUY – Jumps in front of you and farts.
24-BIG BULLY – Farts louder than everyone else.
25-DELUDED – Enjoys all farts thinking they are their own.
26-CUTE – Discovers from farts what others have eaten.
27-WISE – Farts and say’s “Who in hell shit ??”
28-DAMNED MEAN – Farts in bed and pulls covers over wife’s head.
29-MUSICAL – Tenor or bass Clear as a bell
Smells like shit Sounds like hell.
30-HONEST – Farts and blames in on the hostess.
31-LIVELY – Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously.

Funny Jokes:

1. Fart, farts everywhere!
2. Fart Football
3. Ready for some Football?
4. Ready for some Football?
5. farts smell
6. Hide The Duke
7. ur so ugly ur farts are conffused
8. ASmellerAFeller
9. buggy man
10. buggy man
11. Aw Shit
12. The Odd couple
13. Which
14. putdowns 3
15. The dodo list =D

No tags