An investment counsellor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson, are you an *honest* lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something about honesty. Why, I’m so honest that my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”
“Impressive….. And what sort of case was that?”
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, “He sued me for the money.”
Funny Jokes:
- An honest lawyer
- Investment counselor
- There are no honest lawyers
- Minister & a lawyer
- A lawyer and an engineer
- Need a new lawyer
- Need a new lawyer
- Dead Lawyer
- Lawyer VS. Insurance
- Short Lawyer Jokes V
- Being a Lawyer
- Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
- The Farmer and his boys…
- Are you talking to me?
- Generous Lawyer
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