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Oct/05

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Home Alone children

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

St. Paul, MN

The hit movie “Home Alone” about a boy thwarting burglars with imaginative mayhem, wasn’t total fantasy. Just ask the guy who tried to break in while 13-year-old Ryan Hendrickson was home alone.

Ryan was watching television Wednesday night when he heard a noise that sounded like a window screen being cut.

“I ran to the closet and grabbed a bat,” Ryan said Thursday. “I went…into the dining room, where I saw him cutting the window with a knife. He put his left hand in first and I was waiting for his right hand to come in…and I took the baseball bat and I hit him as hard as I could.”

The man ran. Ryan called 911.

Police, while cautioning Ryan to call 911 first next time, did enjoy the fact that the kid got in the first lick against a bad guy.

Funny Jokes:

  1. Home burglar survey
  2. Go home and wait
  3. Economic pressures
  4. Steal little things
  5. Did you understand me?
  6. Serving on the jury
  7. Pentagon and pencils
  8. Wrong place wrong time
  9. Problems during flight
  10. HOME ON THE WEB
  11. Writing letters to son
  12. Choking a girlfriend
  13. Making cars drive
  14. True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
  15. The Help Desk

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