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Aug/08

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Half to the church, half to college

McKean, a North Dakota rancher, got rich even though he didn’t have an education. Despite his success, he stayed unsophisticated and prudish. On his deathbed, he said to Father Dempsey, “I’m leavin’ half my fortune to the Church and the other half to the state college.” “It’s the devil’s work!” cried the priest. “That college takes decent boys and girls and makes them matriculate together. They even have the same curriculum!” McKean cancelled the bequest to the college.

Funny Jokes:

  1. Pastor painting church
  2. A lesson in church
  3. Never Fall Asleep In Church
  4. College PC Add-on
  5. half off
  6. Dark in here…..
  7. Daughter in college
  8. Missing From Church
  9. Overcrowded church
  10. Signs seen near church
  11. Getting a Promotion
  12. confession
  13. An academic problem
  14. Bloopers in the church
  15. Bloopers in the church

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