When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.

Ralph became quite concerned, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the physician explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph’s condition could be cured through corrective surgery.

“How long will Ralph be on crutches?” the wife asked anxiously.

“Crutches? Why would he need crutches?” responded the surprised doctor.

“Well,” said the wife, “you are planning to lengthen his legs, aren’t you?”

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1. All I want is a beer!
2. Hung like an elephant
3. Voodoo Trouble
4. Marriage quotes
5. Try A New Position
6. TOO LATE
7. TOO LATE
8. voodoo
9. doctor and the bee
10. Newlywed joke
11. No Arms and No Legs
12. ALL IN THE NAME OF LOVE
13. Onion Balls
14. Small organ
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